Meet Joey: An Interactive Robot Profile

This page is entirely self-contained. Every visual element — the animated header, the stat cards, the dynamic greeting, the progress bars — is built using Hugo inline shortcodes defined right here in the markdown. No external template files needed.

System Specs

Skill Matrix

Daily Log Generator

Site Stats

What You Are Looking At

Every component on this page is an inline shortcode — a Go template defined directly in the markdown file. No files in layouts/shortcodes/, no external dependencies. The page is entirely self-contained.

Here is what each one does:

• greeting.inline — Checks the current hour and renders a time-appropriate greeting with matching emoji and mood
• specs.inline — Iterates over a slice of key-value pairs and renders them as a responsive CSS Grid of hover-animated cards
• skills.inline — Takes a slice of skill objects and renders progress bars with custom colours
• log.inline — Generates fake terminal-style log entries that change based on the day of the week
• stats.inline — Queries the actual site data (post count, project count, language count) and displays live stat cards
• signoff.inline — A simple sign-off with the build timestamp

The beauty of inline shortcodes is rapid prototyping. You can experiment with Go template logic and HTML directly in your content, then extract working shortcodes to layouts/shortcodes/ when they are ready for reuse.